You might be a professional organizer if...

1. you are on a first name basis with both the morning and night shift at the Container Store.

2. you type 80 words per minute on a label machine.

3. you can tell at a glance if your husband tried to swipe a Rubbermaid from your stash.

4. you can actually pack 10 pounds of stuff in a 5 pound bag and make it look like there is room for more.

5. you consider moving into 100 sq ft condo because you think the challenge would be fun.